Mike Huckabee: Not a crook, or a weirdo, or a Mormon

Mike Huckabee's support is soaring ... and why not? He's not a corrupt, cross-dressing sex addict from pushy New York City. No! Mike is not 178 years old and didn't sponsor a bill to send millions of Mexicans into Iowa to steal your job and do the Lambada with your daughter. No! Mike isn't made of plastic; he doesn't have the soul of a gameshow host from the 1970s and there's nothing magic about Mike Huckabees underwear.