Early transcript of Bush's Iraq speech
Wait for it:
"Good evening my fellow Americans. Iraq, 9/11, terrorists, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, terrorists, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11. God bless America."Whatever you do, don't make this into a drinking game.
P.S. Seriously, Bush will never end this war because then he'd have to relinquish his "wartime powers."