Additional Rahm Emanuel Facts
- Rahm Emanuel uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
- Rahm Emanuel can get Blackjack with just one card.
- Republicans created the automobile to escape from Rahm Emanuel...Not to be outdone, Rahm Emanuel created the automobile accident.
- When Rahm Emanuel was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Rahm Emanuel.
- Rahm Emanuel can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Rahm Emanuel got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Rahm Emanuel for every answer.
- Rahm Emanuel wears Orion's Belt around his pinky toe and he eats with the Big Dipper.
- Rahm Emanuel eats lightning and farts thunder.
- Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Rahm Emanuel is looking for it.
- Rahm Emanuel once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated.
- On Valentine's Day, Rahm Emanuel gives his wife the still beating heart of a Republican.
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