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On Fox News Sunday, Chris Wallce interviewed the three Republican Congressmen vying for Delay's vacant Majority Leader position (because DeLay is under indictment).

Surprise! All three have ethical problems but apparently there's ethical and then there's "ethical."

Click here to watch John Shadegg explain why he's the best man for the job.

Shadegg: I think my record, the level of taint is dramatically different than either of them

UPDATE:
The Daily Show's Ed Helms responds to Shadegg's claims of, "the level of taint."

Helms: When Tom Delay or Bob Ney walks into the gym, people can't help but whisper, "Jesus-God!" Would you look at the size of that taint!"