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How to get the President to visit you at work

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It's easy:

  1. Survive two hurricanes.
  2. Live in the fastest growing city in America.
  3. Work for a company that does a lot of government contract work.
  4. Most importantly, make sure you're actually AT WORK and not home asleep when The Man shows up.
Well, three out of four ain't bad.

P.S. It's not my fault! I'm working the night shift! I have to sleep during the day! Waah!

Comments

Damn, and you didn't even have a chance to leave a tack on his chair. :-(

At least!

Careful, boys (there may be an enemy combatant cell somewhere that needs fillin';-)

"Your honor, the suspects conspired on a subversive website and were found in possession of TMDs (thumbtacks of mass destruction)..."

Judging by these neocon's record, they couldn't find a "T"MD at Office Max.


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