How to get the President to visit you at work

It's easy:
- Survive two hurricanes.
- Live in the fastest growing city in America.
- Work for a company that does a lot of government contract work.
- Most importantly, make sure you're actually AT WORK and not home asleep when The Man shows up.
P.S. It's not my fault! I'm working the night shift! I have to sleep during the day! Waah!

Comments
Damn, and you didn't even have a chance to leave a tack on his chair. :-(
Posted by: Mark Adams
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September 26, 2005 05:35 AM
At least!
Posted by: Ara Rubyan
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September 26, 2005 06:15 AM
Careful, boys (there may be an enemy combatant cell somewhere that needs fillin';-)
"Your honor, the suspects conspired on a subversive website and were found in possession of TMDs (thumbtacks of mass destruction)..."
Posted by: shep
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September 26, 2005 11:33 AM
Judging by these neocon's record, they couldn't find a "T"MD at Office Max.
Posted by: Mark Adams
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September 27, 2005 04:35 AM