Deer Concern Troll:
by shep
"Asked whether his background as a political operative had resulted in too much of a focus on electability and on the candidates' handling of media ‘scandals,’ [George] Stephanopoulos said:
‘You can't help but be shaped by your experience,' but he added: 'I don't think it's unique to me. This is a conversation that Democrats and some Republicans are having every single day. It's not only, who will be the best president, but who has the best chance of winning.’"
A naturalist goes into the forest one day because of his concern about the health and future of the ecosystem. He comes upon a deer in a clearing, which doesn’t immediately run away, so he pulls out a gun and shoots it dead. Asked why the man killed the deer he replied, “I was worried about whether it would survive.”
Besides, someone else was going to shoot it later anyway.
...but I got the rack.