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Obama takes Wisconsin and Hawaii and delivers a victory speech so long and full of policy details that supporters were spotted in the crowd behind him making cell phone calls. OK, back to the drawing board on that idea.

Anyway, in a spirit of celebration, I'm including this little widget to help you Clinton stragglers get right with the Obama cult before you get hauled away to the re-education camps and things get...serious.

And if that's not enough for you, did you know that Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle?