Shorter (in every way) George Bush:

• Mississippi River States: Win 'em, Win the WH?
• Epiphany Watch, Peggy Noonan Version
• Wet Panties Department Store ... ies
• Most Insidious Bushism To Date
• Yet Another Reason ...
• A Scientist Examines the Bush-McCain Challenge
• Obama & the Role of Emotion in Politics (Poll)
• From His Cold Dead Fingers
• Don't Sweat It, uh ... Sweetie?
• Did The House Of Representatives Just End The War?

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