The Daily Show: “How twisted is your adminstration when Cheney is your Pollyanna?”
STEWART: This weekend, the president of the United States went on NPR to explain that he knows Cheney and Cheney is NOT delusional -- just optimistic.(tape) BUSH: I think that the Vice President is a person reflecting a "half-glass-full" mentality.
STEWART: How twisted is your administration when [Cheney] is your Pollyanna? He's your optimist! He's your little ray of sunshine!
Typical dyslexic Bushism though. Literally, Cheney only has half a glass to begin with if you parse Bush's twisted metaphore.