Mick Jagger Joins a New ABC Sitcom

You have to read the story to answer the following the question: What kind of mind jumps from Jeff Goldblum to Mick Jagger?

P.S. I was skeptical that you could stretch this concept into 24 episodes, but know what? Sounds like it'd work just fine. And the bonus -- Jagger actually is a pretty funny guy, although he won't really be in every episode.