Finishing What They Started
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by Mark Adams
Stupid Sam Rayburn. Stupid Leon Jaworski, Stupid Archibald Cox and Spiro Agnew. Stupid John Dean. We had it all sewn up, weathered the storm, doing just fine for eight years, but nooo -- ya had to open your mouth and say Poland wasn't under the Soviet thumb. Bork was the only guy we could count on back then. Stupid FBI and their holier than thou attitude. We knew what we were doing in SE Asia if they had just left us alone.
We've just got to undermine the opposition with an October Surprise while we regroup and concentrate on gerrymandering.
Stupid Sam Nunn and Lee Hamilton. Stupid Fawn Hall. Stupid John Poindexter. Stupid, Stupid Dan Quayle. We had it all sewn up, weathered the storm, doing just fine for twelve years, but nooo -- ya had to open your mouth and do the "read my lips" thing. The only guy we could count on back then was Ollie North. Stupid CIA and their holier than thou attitude. We knew what we were doing in Central America if they had just left us alone.
We've just got to undermine the opposition with a sex scandal while we regroup and concentrate on purging the voter rolls.
Finally, at long last we got a cooperative Congress and a packed Supreme Court. No investigations. Just no more
leaks, dammit. No
leaks except our leaks.
And in case there are some leaks, we'll make sure the Stupid Post and
the Stupid Times are in our pocket. Stupid Dick Cheney and his quail. Stupid retired
Generals and their holier than thou attitude. We know what we're
doing in the Middle East if they'll just leave us alone.
If they just leave us alone, we can finish what we started.
Stupid internets.
UPDATE: Antifa has a good idea of what they're trying to finish.
Stupid Sam Rayburn. Stupid Leon Jaworski, Stupid Archibald Cox and Spiro Agnew. Stupid John Dean. We had it all sewn up, weathered the storm, doing just fine for eight years, but nooo -- ya had to open your mouth and say Poland wasn't under the Soviet thumb. Bork was the only guy we could count on back then. Stupid FBI and their holier than thou attitude. We knew what we were doing in SE Asia if they had just left us alone.
We've just got to undermine the opposition with an October Surprise while we regroup and concentrate on gerrymandering.
Stupid Sam Nunn and Lee Hamilton. Stupid Fawn Hall. Stupid John Poindexter. Stupid, Stupid Dan Quayle. We had it all sewn up, weathered the storm, doing just fine for twelve years, but nooo -- ya had to open your mouth and do the "read my lips" thing. The only guy we could count on back then was Ollie North. Stupid CIA and their holier than thou attitude. We knew what we were doing in Central America if they had just left us alone.
We've just got to undermine the opposition with a sex scandal while we regroup and concentrate on purging the voter rolls.
Finally, at long last we got a cooperative Congress and a packed Supreme Court. No investigations.
If they just leave us alone, we can finish what we started.
Stupid internets.
UPDATE: Antifa has a good idea of what they're trying to finish.
What Grover Norquist and the GOP really want to drown in the bathtub is a free people. They need renters, they need peons, they need blind believers, they need economic slaves.
Lest there be no misunderstanding. . .
This piece should be read while channeling the petulant child voice of the Decider In Chief.
(I had to put this disclaimer on John Edward's Blog before anyone "got" this. Nobody clicks links anymore) ;^(
I "got it", Mark. In 1980.
Never has "getting it", been so unsatisfying.
Wow, they "vote" on submissions at Edward's site. They take the aggregate of thumbs up or votes and if you get -3 you're deleted, +10 and you go to the front page. Or you go to the front after 36 hours in limbo.
This thing has 10 hours to go and is hanging at -2, it went up then back down with a couple of folks who "get it" bitching to keep it up.
It's a very weird process. Granted this isn't the normal straight-up analysis I usually do, and the first two sumbissions I posted were accepted within a few hours, but this blog-by-committee thing is certainly different.
Stupid Kids who don't know the stupid history of the stupid guys they're too stupid to beat come election time.
Christ, they deleted it.
Some people just need to lighten up.