Recently in Jokes Category (at C-Span's request) has taken down the videos linked below. But Crooks and Liars still has their link up.

C-Span also has the show on their site. Google Video also has it.

1. Click the "play" button to view the first part of Colbert's presentation:

"Democracy is our greatest export. At least until China finds a way to stamp it out of plastic for 3 cents a unit."

2. Here's the second part of Colbert's presentation:

"This President has a very forward thinking energy policy. Why do think this President is down on the ranch cutting that brush all the time? He's trying to create an alternative energy source. By 2008 we will have a mesquite-powered car."
3. Here's the third and final part of Colbert's presentation:
(Colbert as WH Press Secretary): "I have a brief statement. The press is destroying America."

"...and the Nazi Party...completely shut out."

Samantha Bee has the complete report.

"A sad day in Israel...for the Nazi Party."

Although this short film wasn't nominated for an Oscar, it has to win some sort of award for the shortest, funniest, film of the year. Make sure you don't have a mouthful of coffee when you watch this. (requires Quicktime)

(HT to Xeni)

RT-Feingold.jpgBill Maher interviews Sen. Russ Feingold.

Watch the video -- it's a great shot of adrenaline and straight talk from a Democrat who calls it the way he sees it.

Click the image (left) to watch the video -- it's around 8 minutes long and well worth your time, especially if you think there are no Democrats speaking up against the "Gang Who Couldn't Shoot Straight," Feingold's apt label for the Bush-Cheney gang.

10. Plans to release next threatening videotape in high-definition

9. In the seventies, had a gay fling with the blind sheikh

8. Secretly likes Kosher pickles

7. Middle name: Duane

6. Stole "Death to America" catchphrase from Fran Tarkenton

5. Got cave hooked up with Sirius so he can listen to Howard Stern

4. Knows all the words to the Black Eyed Peas song "My Humps"

3. After Colts loss to Steelers, declared jihad on Mike Vanderjagt

2. Has a bumper sticker that reads, "Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry"

1. The son-of-a-bitch is still alive

---Late Show with David Letterman

(HT to Bill in Portland Maine)

porn_again.jpgMardi Gras is just around the corner and Krewe du Vieux will be there:

New Orleans has learned a lot this past year. We’ve learned new meanings for “open house” and “waterfront property”. We’ve learned that there are nine different types of mold and they all smell worse than a Congressional appropriations committee. We’ve learned that sometimes you can’t help but sleep on the wet spot. We’ve learned that FEMA’s just another word for nothing left to lose. And all because the Army Corps of Engineers doesn’t know the London Avenue dike from a Bourbon Street dyke.

...Audience warning: This parade, one of only two to march through the Quarter (the other is the dog parade Barkus), is not for those of tender years or the easily offended. With subkrewes like the Krewe of LEWD and the Mystic Krewe of Spermes . . . well, you get the picture.

P.S. Dang -- the link to the pictures doesn't work and I don't have the right player to view the video....yet.

(HT to Miss Julie)

TDS-Tainted.2.jpgJon Stewart takes a look at the race to fill Delay's spot.

Click here to watch the video.

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