Canines Crave Crazy Caucasian News Network

by shep

Dear Lou,

Just thought I’d drop you a note to let you know that my dog absolutely loves your show. He’s learned that when he hears the sound of your voice, it’s time for us to take a good long walk somewhere else.

(He’s not smart enough to know what a pompous, xenophobic gasbag you are – apparently, much like your viewers.)

[Cross-posted at Dispassionate Liberal]