Wikiality: The Truthiness Encyclopedia

There's a level of truth and meaning beyond (and, really, having little or nothing to do with) what's "demonstrably true", and that's what we're dedicated to keeping track of.

If you feel something strongly in your gut, or would like to help us keep track of the strong gut feelings of our dear friend Stephen Colbert, feel free to jump in and help out.

So, if you can handle the truthiness, take a gander at the articles we've created so far as a good place to start, or maybe just create your own.

And remember, when writing, don't use your brain; use your gut.

Michigan was originally part of Canada. But back in 1794, Americans, led by Optimus Prime, manned up and marched into Michigan, and took it away, driving out all the godless communists, liberals, and bears who had resided there. They then founded the Republican party in Jackson, Michigan to honor the great work they had done and to try and make up for the large number of cities with French names.

Why did they invade and conquer Michigan? First, because they could. Second, because Florida was already America's Penis, the people of fledgling America figured they needed to add a state which looked like a Giant Hand to go along with it.