E Pluribus Unum

by Mark Adams

Okay, Okay. Settle down everybody.  I'm with you.

My first instinct when reading that the GOP is writing off Mike DeWine was to break out the champagne too.

But look at the NY Times' by-line.  One of our favorite wankers, Ad Nags.

Granted, this is more reporting the news than op-ed, something this monkey with a typewriter might still remember how to do competently when he reviews his worn out syllabus from journalism school.  It's his lack of anything resembling logic which gets him in trouble when he dips his toe in the icy waters of opinion writing.

But I'd like to hold off the celebration until we get this news from another source.

God, I hope it's true.  Nobody in Ohio was looking forward to more inane ads from the same people who gave us the Swift-boaters.

It'll be nice to get my TV back.  But never underestimate Ad Nags' naivete, nor misunderestimate the GOP's ability to lie through their teeth.  This could be a feint, and DeWine has a bunch of his own cash to run ads for the next three weeks.

Just remember.  Ad Nags is objectively recognized as a wanker of the first order, a joke, and perhaps the biggest loser on the face of the Earth.