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5 Stages Of Republican Scandal:

  1. “I have not been informed of any investigation or that I am a target.”
  2. “I am cooperating fully, but this whole thing is a political ploy by the Democrats.”
  3. “I’m SHOCKED by the mistakes made by my subordinates.”
  4. “I’m deeply sorry for letting down my friends and family. I now recognize that I am an alcoholic. I will be entering rehab immediately, so I have no time for questions.”
  5. “Can I serve my time at Eglin Federal Penitentiary (aka Club Fed)?”
(HT to TPM Reader PT)


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