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The Detroit Tigers are running away from the rest of major-league baseball, leading the next-closest teams by 10 games or more. They have three rookie pitchers who, between them, have a record of 27-7 and the team's won-lost record is, well, like Casey Stengel said -- you could look it up.
In fact -- go ahead and look it up. Then answer this simple question:
"As of Tuesday, August 8 at 2pm CDT, how many games over .500 are the Detroit Tigers?"
Grrr, you guys are doing this well only at the expense of the Mudhen's lineup and the Indian's fuckups.
I hate you guys. You'll never get by the AL East in the playoffs. You've just jinxed the rest of the season, so nyaah.
So...how many games above .500?
I have the upmost faith that they can lose 40 in a row.
Satisfied? You really have a mean streak. This is crushing to see those kind of stats. They were really supposed to suck this year.
I'm going to go off somewhere and sulk. :-(
Judy says Tiger fans at the bar have become annoying and that their record is just more proof things are not right in the universe.
It's a sign, Ara. It's a sign. Make sure you're shelter has plenty of duct tape.
OK, will do.
:^)
P.S. This is a trivia question. How many games above .500??